F A B U L O U S.
I'm Emma, a 16ish year old qualified internet human.
FYI my country should be most proud of IKEA and the Caramelldansen.

unbadger:

senpaidave:

[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO GO TO BED]

#[MUFFLED SOUNDS OF INTERNET IN THE DISTANCE]

(via sherleck)

vanillish:

ok but consider this

  • who cares

(via pizza)

lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

please come to brazil
--- ancient proverb (via jesuscametomybirthdayparty)

(via nugget-lover)

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

image

I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

(via clestroying)


THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

(via sherleck)

gorillamunchies:

me after I reincarnate

queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

(Source: shingekinowinchester, via perks-of-being-chinese)

What you said: I'm from Australia
What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via perks-of-being-chinese)

if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep

(Source: bookara, via caught-in-the-machine)

cooknut:

jiyongs-g-thong:

this is the complete opposite to a problem

oh deer
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